I thought the mainstream media couldn't go any lower. Then I turned on the TV and Chris Matthews was talking to Wayne Newton about Donald Trump.
Hillary Clinton looked ready for the fight last night. Like Rocky in Rocky 3. She got that Eye of the Tiger back like Rocky did after training with Apollo. Bernie has a tough row to hoe if he's going to beat her. If I'm the Republicans I'm worried.
The universe means nothing and you're an insignificant speck in a vast chasm of nothingness. Go ahead and eat a grilled cheese sandwich naked.
Unless you have a peanut allergy, "go with peanut butter" is a good choice in too many situations to list.
If you're living only for today, stop that. Life goes on! Live for a slightly less shitty day. Or have a snack and watch cartoons, whatever.
A lot of success is just waking up earlier than everyone else. So yeah, your lazy self is kind of fucked.
That which doesn't kill you can be very painful. Take care of yourself.