Been meditating a lot on how we only get one life. I'm using mine to start a hedge fund to jack up the price of children's cancer medicines.
Stay in school kids, math and diorama-building are near useless but the bully-placating skills you learn will come in handy every day.
Fox News Benghazi expert arrested for falsely claiming he worked for CIA. Benghazi committee not arrested for falsely claiming it's working.
GOP Definitions:
extremist - anyone who disagrees with you
tyranny - the action of anyone who disagrees with you
radical - (see extremist)
Rush Limbaugh talking about the Black Lives Matter movement gives new meaning to the term "white noise."
"I don't sound like him, he sounds like me!" -Bernie Sanders and Larry David