At the next State of the Union address, I have a feeling we'll see Paul Ryan up there behind the president chained to the speaker's chair.
I'm a little surprised we haven't seen a GOP presidential candidate hold a fundraiser at a book burning.
*Bobby Jindal's ears perk up*
Help us Joe B. Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope.
"Nah."
WAIT. WHAT?!
"May the Farce be with you."
Excited for America to transition to an entirely Star Wars-based economy.