The first question at the next Republican debate: How do you expect to govern when you can't even effectivey come together to gripe about debates?
Once the uprising begins we'll read the Times real estate section aloud before the beheadings.
We all only get one life and a bunch of people have devoted theirs to making pop up ads.
Cops and vampires both technically have to be invited into your home, the difference is vampires listen.
The leaf blower dude pointlessly fighting an intense wind just because it's his job and someone told him to do it is a metaphor for everything.
and I kiss you, like the drugs kiss my brain