You can't fill an inflatable sex doll with butterscotch pudding and expect good results.
Remember, when everything is falling down around you, you should probably just set a fire & collect insurance.
I'm dreaming of a radioactive christmas, just like the one I used to glow.
The hazardous material is coming from inside the suit.
FYI it's extraordinarily hard to get 911 to respond when your grandma actually gets run over by a reindeer